So, Joe and I are investigating this guy who runs a dodgy martial arts dojo, right? And he keeps getting these packages in paper bags, full of little vials of liquid, injectible drugs —
They could be steroids.
that he sells to his students to help their performance —
Steroids, right?
but he calls them Chinese herbs —
But we both know they’re steroids.
and the students get addicted to the results and have to pay through the nose for more.
Steroids.
And the students bulk up, like mega fast, and —
Are you the only teenager / sports fan who has never heard of steroids?
they have real short tempers, so —
STEROIDS, you moron!
Anyway, I’m stumped. What do you think is in the vials?
Boy, I don’t know either, Frank. Why don’t you swipe one of the vials, at great personal risk to you and your friends, and have your father unnecessarily send it to a lab for testing?
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